Euphemisms for Menstruation
| Arts and crafts week at panty camp Sitting on a sock Aunt Flo (is visiting) T-Minus 9 months and counting Aunt Ruby Taking Carrie to the prom Bleedies Trolling for vampires Checking into the Red Roof Inn Visit from the Cardinal Crimson Tide The visitation Crimson Curse Weeping womb Communists in the summer house High tide The Curse Bloody Mary Dracula’s tea bag Code red End of sentence I’m punctuating Flying the red flag Cotton ponies Kitty has a nosebleed Cup week Leak week Done-up in red roses Monthly visitor Expelling my hysteria |
Moon time Flood gates are open My red-headed cousin from down south Hatin’ life Nosebleed in Australia Hemorrhaging On the rag Bleeding Pad straddling My “friend” Panty painting On auto-drip Planting cotton Midol season Ragtime Mooning Red letter days Mother Nature’s staying in my hotel Red moon rising My girlie Red special Pad straddling Riding the cotton pony In a periodic state Catching the red-eye Red bird of bitchiness Seeing red Scourge of Eve Shark bait Smoking a white owl |
